Greg and I were roming
Alone at my folks'
The color TV was on
But with the sound off‑‑‑
The stereo was providing the sound
A Mets‑Astros game was on
It was the bottom of the seventh
And still there was no score
Up for the Mets was a very weak hitter, J.C. Martin
I told Greg that J.C. was going to hit a home run
Greg reasonably objected
J.C. hit a homer
The top of the ninth arrived
The score just one‑nothing
I told Greg that Jim Wynn would hit a home run to tie the game up
Though I didn't even know who was coming up for Houston
After the first two Astros made outs
I was pleasantly surprised to see that the batter was Jim Wynn
He hit a homer