When I woke up this morning

I could still smell chlorine on me

Though I showered last night

After my jacuzzi jaunt with Melanie

Later this morning

I enjoyed the strong scent

Of the aftershave

Applied by the barber

This afternoon

I had to air out the upstairs

Due to the incense I had burned

Backing up into the house

Later this afternoon

I had to air out the upstairs again

Because of the not unpleasant fumes

From repairing the bathtub